I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
"I knew something was up when he started shoving colorful pills into a bottle in methodical order" // Extra panel
How long has it been since somebody has touched a part of you, other than your body?